Liberal propagandist Stephen Colbert had this to say:
Here's the central thesis that Colbert, representing all liberals, is putting forth: That Conservatives are wrong to seek to limit the size and scope of Government. That efforts to reform social spending are anti-Christian. That reducing any spending by Democrats is anti-Christian. That by opposing Democrats we are violating the teachings of Jesus!
Democrats talk a lot about Jesus. A common meme among them is "Republican Jesus," the notion that Conservative political values are hypocritically opposed to the values and teachings of the very religion to which Conservatives overwhelmingly belong. Here's an example:
Well, anyone familiar with the actual teachings of Jesus knows about things like the Parable Of the Talents in which Jesus discusses a rich man who entrusts his wealth to his servants. The good servants (according to Jesus) invested their master's money and earned a profit. The bad servant buried the money in a hole and thus did not "increase it." None of the servants were stupid enough to give the money to Liberals to spend as they saw fit. Rather, Jesus directly advocated investing money to increase wealth.
Wait a second, liberals scream, what about this?
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Friday, December 27, 2013
Thursday, December 26, 2013
The Prosperity Gospel
The so-called prosperity gospel has a bad rap, partly for good reasons and partly for bad reasons. It enabled a large part of the Christian community in the Western world yet another reason to look down on charismatic Christianity, and allowed large camps of both fundamentalist and liberal Christianity to have a common enemy within "Christendom." The prosperity gospel grew out of an apparently controversial belief that God wishes his children to "prosper and be in health." Fundamentalist and liberal Christianity thus formed an even bigger tent with atheists and humanists who believe that if there is a God he was only interested in healing sickness while Jesus was walking the earth as a means of advertising for the "good news."
Even free market advocate Jay W. Richards gets in a dig on the down-and-out "prosperity gospel":
Even free market advocate Jay W. Richards gets in a dig on the down-and-out "prosperity gospel":
Except for preachers of the misguided “prosperity gospel,” however, many of us still worry about capitalism. Some of the problems result from the word itself, which can conjure up images of greedy and cackling moneychangers.However, in the wake of a time where many Christians were much more focused on dreams of comfortable living than they were on blessing others with those resources, even many who still believe that God wishes people to be healthy will now shy away from the idea that God wants people blessed with resources.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Easter and Commie Jesus: New Testament or Second Bill of Rights?
or Jesus told me to vote for a Caesar that would take your money and give it to me
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| WWJD? He'd have you vote for Progressive Caesar. |
This got me thinking about, among other things, the shift in thinking over Christianity's first century from a communal bunch of disciples waiting for the Second Coming to more independent Christian households looking to occupy themselves as the salt of the earth. The statement "If anyone will not work, neither let him eat"* has such a realist, capitalist character to it for the years in which Christian communities started to dig in for the long haul (which would last thousands of years).
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| Another distinction: Obama's kingdom IS of this world. |
A related meme I saw recently was one showing the Pope flying in his private airplane and comparing him to Christ who supposedly would have been toting around the poor with him in his private airplane. Jesus did travel by private boat, and while we don't know that he never took "the poor" with him, we are given the impression that he often sought conclusion and often traveled with only his inner circle of disciples with him.
Jesus irritates Judah Iscariot at some point by accepting a lavish gift from an acolyte. Judah maintains that the gift could have helped so many poor people, and Jesus claims (in so many words) that the wasteful misuse of wealth was inspired by the Holy Spirit. The narrative indicates that like a scandalous televangelist Judah was planning to misuse the funds himself.
Jesus routinely lives by the hospitality of others. It would appear that Lazarus and his sisters own property and not only entertain Jesus but large groups of his followers. How much the travels of Jesus and his companions are funded by the businesses of his followers we don't know. Some of his inner circle abandon their fishing businesses in Galilee and we don't know how well those businesses ran themselves. It should be said that Jesus probably spent many a night on the ground and was likely at least as accustomed to poverty as to opulence. He has a reputation as a partyer, as he didn't seem to avoid feasts where there were wine, women, and song. He no doubt seemed wasteful to many. His own mother fully expected him to solve a wine shortage at a wedding.
Given the interaction between Iscariot and Jesus, and the reminders in the gospel narratives that the apostles were often missing the point of what Jesus was saying, it could make one wonder whether the idea that Jesus wanted them to live as a commune until his return was as mistaken an assumption as the idea that he was returning to them in the same generation. But there is an interesting tension in people's thoughts about the person of Jesus, specifically with those who are looking for grounds to reject organized religion or traditional religion. Many of those who do, it seems, will gravitate to Jewish Jesus or to New Age Jesus, that is, to a story of Jesus as merely a Jewish reformer in the spirit of Gamliel or a story of Jesus as a Hindu guru who is trying to convey New Age truths to backward monotheists. Some people, inexplicably, assent to both narratives in some vague conceptual fog, allowing them to criticize Saul of Tarsus for being too Jewish (in his morés about gender roles) and for being too anti-Jewish (in his supposed expanded concept of grace beyond what Reformer Jesus intended). Jesus becomes at once becomes an advocate against the Christian concept of grace and a reformer rejecting Mosaic morality.
This is all a thought-provoking backdrop, I think, to the cultural battle over whether Christianity means entrusting the government with our Christian duties (as Elizabeth Warren seems to believe). Is the Mosaic respect for property rights (thou shalt not covet, thou shalt not steal) something unbecoming to modern Christians, making libertarianism (along with the republicanism of the Federalist Papers) antithetical to Christianity? Or is both libertarianism and Christianity in accord with voluntary support for the poor? Are they not both antithetical to involuntary support for the poor? The only act of coercion attributed to Jesus was against the commercialization and merchandizing of spirituality in the Temple. In this he does not seem to be railing against either commerce or capitalism but against a Temple-trader monopoly that allowed people to be charged/taxed with exorbitant fees to fulfill their religious obligations, and against the the profanity of it being allowed in the Temple itself?
There is a conflict in many Christians between the reality of being community members providing for their families and the austerity suggested by Christ in abandoning familial responsibilities for the cause, between trusting fully in grace and the perfection of "go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven", between the simplicity of penitence and the implication that heaven will reject the one that doesn't loudly and proudly claim Jesus as his spiritual leader. Between the gospel spoken of by Paul in his letter to the Galatians and the hard gospel described in John MacArthur's The Gospel According to Jesus. Between the burden that is easy and light and the small gate to the narrow road.
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| Ironic anti-capitalist merchandizing of spirituality Also, buy the baseball cap |
But it seems more than a little insipid to say that he simply said that people should all be nice to each other and that this is the crux and gist of his message. And at least as insipid--and irresponsible--to suggest that his message was essentially that people are obligated to trust in a worldly empire that defines and enforces a right to other people's money. Are we to no longer make distinction between what is Caesar's to take and what is God's? "Render unto Caesar that which is God's, because Caesar is God's man"?
All of this makes me wonder whether it is neither the case that Jesus was simply a wise teacher, nor that Christendom (or the New Age movement, for that matter) has well understood the spiritual life offered by Jesus. It's a deeper mystery that shouldn't be exploited -- not for the financial gain of "ministers," not for the opportunism of "altruistic" politicians, and not for the self-righteous glory of social reformers.
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| Anti-capitalist propaganda equating supply-side economics with a celebration of wealth and a lack of concern for the poor. |
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Bible Miniseries Racially Charged With Obama-Satan
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| Satan? Or have the Presidential years been really unkind to Obama? |
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| Scorsese's Jesus |
I know at least one person who thought Joseph, Mary, and Gabriel in this latest miniseries looked overly Nordic. (Hmmm, is that Gabriel, or Thor?)
Check out Last Temptation of Christ. Willem Dafoe looks pretty darn white to me. And look at the cast of ethnic characters standing behind the Scotsman (Judas):
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| The Disciple Judas in Scorsese's 'Last Temptation' |
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| There's something different about Caviezel in this picture. |
Oh, and one more person:
This clean-shaven Caucasian is none other than Lucifer, the Accuser of the Brethren.
Ironic that the one real attempt to give us Semitic Jesus instead of white-bread Jesus comes from the man vilified as an anti-Semite from the movie's very release (long before his nervous breakdown)? Or more ironic that given this, Hollywood and its progressive entourage focused entirely on a scene with a Judaean mob? I think it was either Time or Newsweek with a long article that argued that the scene was inherently anti-Semitic in character--without the author explaining why he was attacking the Gospel of John (the source of the scene) as racist. All the artistic freedom Hollywood was frothing with over Scorsese's unusual weirdfest went out the window.
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| Gibson's Kepha ("Peter" in Aramaic) to the left of Jesus (on Jesus' right hand). The first Pope looks kind o' Jewish. |
But Christians all over America were still embarrassed that Gibson gave the anti-church crowd what they wanted (over 2 years later) by opening up a full can of crazy. As they will probably be embarrassed that someone didn't speak up during the making of this latest Bible miniseries and say, "Hey, can we make the Devil at least as white-looking as the other main characters? As a rule of thumb, it would distract people much less if the Devil is always at least as Caucasian-looking as Mary the mother of Jesus.
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| Odeya Rush |
Rush said that she was somewhat reluctant when she was initially handed the script, but found it completely devoid of anti-Semitic sentiment.*Odeya Rush was 6 years old when that movie came out. Her knowledge of Passion was founded on hearsay. The "anti-Semitic sentiment" that caused such an uproar for the first film was from the Gospel of John. Hopefully, she would find all the Gospels devoid of the sentiment.
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| Jim Caviezel |
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| ... and Jim Caviezel |
Above: Max von Sydow looks almost Middle Eastern next to this Son of Odin.
Follow-up: Mehdi Ouazzani, the "Obama-Satan" actor has played many different ethnicities--mostly European. I guess there would have been fewer complaints had he kept his sinister mustache for the Lucifer role. He could've twirled it while offering Jesus the kingdoms of the earth.
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| Obama "look-alike" Mehdi Ouazzani |
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Jesus Hood and his band of swarthy men:
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